charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
heydasiaminnie:

I never realized how young they were until now

thetallblacknerd:

kingjaffejoffer:

theblogaboutnothinn:

kingjaffejoffer:

I’m out buying some dinner right now wearing basketball shorts, and the cashier behind the counter isn’t even trying to hide the fact that she staring at my dick.

Now I know how women feel.

You better use what you got to get what you want bruh.

My mama didn’t do that good of a job raising me so I’m really not above having sex for fried chicken


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tsunderrorist:

if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

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simplydalektable:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

wordsaretimeless:

dtraveljournal:

Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.

Great for sentimental trips

kinda sweet

DO THIS WITH CONCERT TICKETS
sol-lua:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

I will have this
vanilladayskinkynights:

myinnerdomme:

vanilladayskinkynights:

sextattoosdrugs:

rachaelsinsides:

Kat Dennings h o l y shit

she’s so hot

Yes I too have a Kat Dennings crush. Damn she’s sexy .

oooh… me too. maybe we could write her a fan letter and see if she’s up for some fun. hehe

Wouldn’t that be amazing?
*dear Kat Dennings…*